Salmonmelon

humaninuyasha:

prussiasfivemeters:

animedads:

Leonardo Doujinshi

and his most famous artwork moe lisa

tupacabra:

i don’t care who you are or what your sexual orientation is, i think we can all agree that we’d all fuck zac efron

yamiland:

join-in-with-the-robot-beat:

guys what if the next update is

A young man stands in your bedroom.

i saw this post on my dash and then i looked at my friend who was doing a test of his john cosplay and…

stacysdad:

chestnuts roasting on an open laptop charger

who-ya-callin-pinhead:

when people you don’t know are at your house

dreamworks animation studios are pretty bad amirite

they never make any good movies

mmmhmm all their movies suck

no emotional centerpiece at all nope

or good messages for kids yeah only dumb jokes

and they have no aesthetic appeal at all

yeah they’re all super ugly compared to disney or pixar or whatever right

yeah dreamworks is really lame

curryuku:

slumcow:

randomonedirectionfacts:

DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS A FREAK LIKE ME

DONT CHA

That is the ugliest couch I’ve ever seen

^^^

a-study-in-butts:

burning-arrow:

I’m a strong independent gamer who needs no tutorial

5 seconds later: What the fuck am I doing

amp9ra:

babydaves:

thelegendofvriska:

that line sounds like one of those ASPCA commercials

[[groSS SOBBIn g]]

just-a-leviathan-called-ella:

amberbydreams:

quirkilicious:

talikira:

wholmesianmisfit:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

Book

Orders

And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

I seriously miss the book fair.

Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?

MOTHERFUCKINGTHESE

You guys don’t have these anymore? I’m in the middle school and we still have these in Pennsylvania.

dickflavouredsoup:

her eyes were the colour of

aliceapproved:

Look at all these amazing games coming out for devices I don’t own

dacadaca:

that’s it, i’m crying

ldaho:

i swear i get uglier everyday

cheftier:

metallikato:

nuggles:

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO

electricalice:

mrsbeefheart:

I fukin love 14th century art art because everyone looks so shady and suspicious of ppl around them its AMAZING

or just like they know something u dont and oh my gdfuck i cant

I believe the highest point is reached in Simone Martini’s Annunciation

and the look of absolute hatred Mary and Gabriel exchange. 

dont-eat-my-sister:

captainkittysticks:

“You’d look so much prettier if you didn’t wear so much makeup-“

“That skirt is too reaveal-“

“You would be so much prettier if your hair were long-“

“Guys actually don’t like it when you’re that skinn-“

“You would look so much nicer without those piercing-“

“You’re really pretty but-“

“You would be prettier if-“

“You’re not attractive, but you’re of the the nicest people I-“

kioskstuck:

callmesherly:

so does that mean roxy can make applejuice

[dave cheering in the distance]